"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
06/07/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: None
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"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
06/07/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: None | 1
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dont let the huge 1/2 drive breaker bar come off the bolt under all your strength and bash you in the eyebrow. cuz you wont have a good time and you will end up with a huge bloody gash in your face. also it really really really hurts.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Frank Grimes
06/07/2014 at 23:55 |
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Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:01 |
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Ouch, that sounds painful. I have a few Percocets left over from when I messed up my back this winter, I'd gladly share a few. I just had three tonight after working cleaning the house, because my back and knee are still get very sore when I'm bending and getting up and down all day. At the moment, I'm feeling pretty good. I just hope I can get some sleep, as these pills really make it difficult to shut down and get some rest, oddly enough.
lone_liberal
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:02 |
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Oh sure, NOW you tell me.
Agrajag
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:05 |
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Also don't let the wrench hit the frame waking a millions baby spiders from their slumber.
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Frank Grimes
> lone_liberal
06/08/2014 at 00:07 |
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now there are two of us. we can spread the word.
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Frank Grimes
> Agrajag
06/08/2014 at 00:08 |
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holy crap I would run away and hide under my blankie.
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lone_liberal
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:10 |
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Jayhawk Jake
> Agrajag
06/08/2014 at 00:12 |
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I would burn the car down. Only way to be safe
TheOnelectronic
> Agrajag
06/08/2014 at 00:29 |
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NOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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Agrajag
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:37 |
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The worst part was because they were babies, their bodies were nigh indestructible. It was all I could do but try my best to shake them off.
Aaron James
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 00:54 |
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I was once up on a ladder tearing out drywall in my bathroom with a claw hammer. I used the claw as a hook and was pulling it off in sheets or big chunks but one real stubborn spot required more force. As I pulled on the hammer with all my strength the claw popped through the drywall sending the handle directly into the side of my nose, shattering it. I looked in the mirror on the door and the tip of my nose was touching my cheek, not wanting to freak out my wife I popped the nose mostly back in place and had her take me to the ER. I ended up needing surgery and got a really straight, nice looking nose out of it. Also dropped many a wrenches on my face, it's never fun.
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Frank Grimes
> Aaron James
06/08/2014 at 01:07 |
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I hate the hospital! I would hate to break my nose. It reminds me of parks and rec when andy is using a hammer. glad your nose is in good shape!
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Frank Grimes
> Agrajag
06/08/2014 at 01:09 |
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THEY WERE ON YOU!!!! Holy crap I would NOPE THE FREAK out of there and jump on jet immediately to go somewhere scuba diving under some super deep water just to make sure all of them died. also like 50 baths of hydrogen peroxide.
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Aaron James
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 11:20 |
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The funniest part about it was when a police officer came in after the nurse asked my wife to leave the room, they were concerned that she did it because 3 months earlier I was in the ER for stabbing myself in the neck/chin with a steak knife. I was using the knife to cut some duct tape and when the tape let go the knife went almost 2 inches into the soft part under my chin. So the ER thought maybe my wife was trying to kill me. She was 4'10" and under 100 pounds. I had to tell the stabbing and the nose story to about 5 different people plus the nurse and ER doc. I started being more careful after that.
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Frank Grimes
> Aaron James
06/08/2014 at 12:18 |
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Thats crazy!
How the heck did the police officer even know?
I agree you should be more careful!
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Aaron James
> Frank Grimes
06/08/2014 at 17:17 |
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The nurse looked over my medical records and saw the 2 injuries in a short period of time so she was obligated to alert the police. It's hospital policy I guess, probably meant to protect battered women and children. Without context, a stabbing and a shattered nose in 3 months is pretty suspicious. I was in one other time earlier that year for slicing my hand open which needed stitches. I forget what I was doing. That was in my early 20's, I started being less stupid and haven't been back to the ER in 15 years, knock on wood.......